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Hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. Then wear it all over again til people say \"so you should really replace that t-shirt you wear it like every day and it's kinda weird to be honest like don't you own any other t-shirts?\" and you can point out that in fact you don't need any other t-shirt because you can't beat perfection. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThis item is a standard fit. See measurements below and check before you buy if unsure. 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